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Monday, February 12, 2007

Hello peps! I decided to post something after seeing the blog is rather DEAD!
This is my 2nd post. Hope you guys enjoy. It might be lame and maybe you guys can’t catch the joke because it is translated to English.

NOTE: NO FLAMING AT ME!!! I SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON REWATCHING THE SHOW N EXTRACT THE JOKES OUT.

Funny and lame jokes/extract from The Invincible Duo!!!!

Legend: Xiao Yu Er = Little Bird = Little Trumpet
Tu Jiao Jiao = Godmother of Xiao Yu Er (Exceptionally “Beautiful”)
Murong Xian = Xiao Yu Er 梦中亲人。

Which runs faster, the green crab or the red crab?
Answer: The green crab. Because the red crab is cooked.

Why does lightning always come before thunder?
Xiao Yu Er: Because light travels faster than sound.
Answer: It’s because our eyes are in FRONT and our ears are BEHIND.

一只公鸡，一只母鸡。猜三个字。
答案：两只鸡。

How does a hunchback sleep?
Xiao Yu Er: By putting down his hunchback.
Answer: By closing his eyes.

Which hurts more, the rod or the hammer?
Answer: Neither. Your head hurts the most.

Is the black chicken smarter or the white?
Answer: Black chickens. Because black chicken can lay white eggs but white chickens can’t lay black eggs.

A couple was going to kill themselves. They spend all their money and only left a sum enough to buy a bottle of poison. When they got home, they realized the poison was only enough for one person. But both of them still died. Why?
Answer: Because after they opened the cap they realized it was buy-one-get-one-free.

Xiao Yu Er: You gave me a fright! I thought you’d passed out?
Tu Jiao Jiao: No…
Xiao Yu Er: What happened? You were taken advantage of?
Tu Jiao Jiao: No…
Xiao Yu Er: Why are you so unhappy then?
Tu Jiao Jiao: I passed out for an hour and then pretended to pass out for another hour. Those men walked around me yet not one of them took liberties with me.
Xiao Yu Er: You ought to do something about your looks!!

Where are you from?
Little Bird: Yunnan.
And Little Trumpet?
Little Bird: Yunbei.
Is there a Yunbei?
Little Bird: “Nan” always goes with “bei”.

What’s the most precious thing in Yunnan then?
Little Bird: Penguins.
Are there penguins in Yunnan?
Little Bird: No, that’s why they’re precious.

Murong Xian: Is the moon closer to us or the stars?
Xiao Yu Er: The moon, of course.
Murong Xian: Why?
Xiao Yu Er: Do you get to the Capital once a year?
I see the moon every night. So which is closer?

Murong Xian: 我在你心中是不是十全十美啊？
Xiao Yu Er: 这个世界上没有十全十美的，
不过你在我的心目中都已经是十全八美了.
Murong Xian: 那另外两个美呢？
Xiao Yu Er: 你只不过缺内在美。。。跟外在美而已!!

THE END

The whole series can be seen at www.crunchyroll.com
It’s like YOUTUBE and can see lots of drama.
Watch The Invincible Duo a.k.a Handsome Siblings a.k.a 小鱼儿与花无缺。
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showmedia?id=22632
Super funny episode!!
By: @ng3lw3i

sweet stuff[: 6:59 PM