Stupid Muds

The Annual World Science Conference is where all countries richer than Africa meet to share what they did for science in the past year.

Washington reports: We had a man who lost a limb during a shark attack. So we developed a new technique of replacing it. His arm is now as good as new.

India reports: There was a woman in our country. She had octet-plets. We didn't want her to feel the pain 8 times over, so we deviced a foolproof method to get the babies out all at one go.

Singapore reports: We had a secondary school girl with a test-tube stuck in her vagina. So we designed a new sex toy that is 100% super safe.

Taliban reports: We had a war hero who died becuase he detonated a bomb too near to himself. So our scientists came up with a bomb-proof vest for all our terrorists.

Discussion went on for hours and countries grew in their scientific knowledge.

Finally, it was Malaysia's turn to share.

Mahathir reports: Well, Malaysia haven't been doing much this year...

a sigh of disappointment came from the scientific crowd that was present at the conference.

Mahathir: BUT this year... We would be sending our astronauts to the SUN!

Everyone suddenly became interested.

"How're you gonna do that? No known material is strong enough to withstand the intense heat of the sun!"

A very valid concern.
But with a quick show of wits, Mahathir came up with a foolproof solution.

He replied:

"Simple. We shall go...at night!"