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Monday, February 5, 2007

Shawn Wee's Verdict

Shawn Wee has endorsed the final proposal by S.W.A.T. investigators, concluding the identity of "Z". What is suprising is that this latest, confirmed identity of Ziggy matched NONE of the previous suspected suspects whom S.W.A.T. was suspicious of to be acting suspicously enough to be Ziggy. Have the police ever made such a mistake? It seems as if our beloved group of investigators are a misled bunch of fools...but people, please do not be fooled.

What do you do when there is one char siew pow left in the basket and all your family members are eyeing it as they sit along the circumference of that round table? Instead of grabbing it and placing it on your own plate, you grab it, but fake your intentions. "Ma, Pa...You want??" "Oh no, son..YOU have it." This is the mechanism by which S.W.A.T. operates that makes it so successful. That is how they narrowed down on the culprit...by using decoy suspects.

Nuff said. The identity of Ziggy shall now be revealed. The S.W.A.T. proposal regarding the conclusion of Ziggy's true identity shall now be published exactly the way S.W.A.T. secretary, Johua Tan wrote it..

Title: Proposal Regarding Ziggy's True Identity
By: Johua Tan
The 5 indisputable clues form the 5 strong pillars of our argument regarding the true, undoubted identity of the subject.

Pillar No.1)
When the "Are you Ziggy? If Yes, please specify your particulars" slip of paper was passed round in the LT, the subject displayed Ziggy-like reaction, which advertised the message: "I am Ziggy."

Pillar No.2)
Ziggy made unflattering comments about the HTC. Ziggy somehow has some sentiments against the HTC. If Ziggy is a girl, she is jealous of the HTC.

Pillar No.3) Ziggy encouraged the end to the pursuit of Ziggy's identity.

Pillar No.4) The subject has had other confrontations with shawn&shem.

Pillar No.5) Finally, Ziggy has been keeping a low profile on our tagboard.

However, the subject cannot be arrested, charged and stink-faced as yet, as concrete evidence have not come to our possession OR a confession has yet to be squeezed out of the subject. In conclusion, S.W.A.T. has undoubted knowledge of Ziggy's true identity but is powerless to act.

We shall focus on the gathering of rock hard, indisputable, undeniable, indestructable, totally reliable evidence to PROVE the truth in our argument regarding this topic.

S.W.A.T. HJ (Head Janitor), Dr. Clubber Smoker Ah-lian Tattoo Tan Noob Wu, has been appointed to spearhead the gathering of these tiny scraps and pieces of evidence Ziggy might leave lying around on the floor.

It is obviously seen, but still waits to be seen who Ziggy truly is... (Please proceed with the above article...)

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