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Thursday, February 8, 2007

Kimono Sex

A gay American man went to Japan.
He thought the Kimono looked great on the Japanese girls.
Naturally, he fell in love with Kimono
and started fantasizing about his male lover having sex with him in a Kimono.

One night,
he walked into a red light district in a bustling part of the city.
He noticed a particularly sexy looking female prostitute
with a fairly visible Adam's apple.

He was turned on.

Then, he approached the fat businessman-looking Japanese
who was standing beside the prostitute
- the pimp.

He asked the pimp:
"Do you have Kimono sex?"

The pimp raised his eyebrows, surprised and confused.

"Kimono? Oh nononoo...
'Kimono' in Japanese, means clothing.
You can't have sex withe clothing.
I have men.
Come.
I give you men."

The bemused American had a suspicion that the pimp did not understand what he was asking for.
So he tried explaining further.

"Well, why not? Kimono sex...
I mean... Just put it on."

The pimp was impatient to listen and quick to refute.

"NO no no. Kee-mono sex, NO!"
he sounded irritated.

The American was quite sure he could convince the pimp.
So he paused and gave the pimp an intent look in the eyes,
until he was sure he had the pimp's attention.
Then he offered:
"Why not? Just wear it."

This time, the pimp became clear.
He understood the request and was feeling enlightened.
He had this expression on his face 0.0
and was saying "oohhh..."
while he nodded his head in understanding and agreement.

He started rubbing his crotch and said:
"My brother, I didn't know you Americans had Kimono made of latex."

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