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Saturday, February 3, 2007

Fervent public discourse regarding the rights of obese animals have led to the emergence of an unknown warrior who fights for the rights of obese beasts. Going by the undercover codename 'ZIGGY', he decries the lack of respect for Fat Animals in the usage of their meat to prepare the famous Chinese delicacy, Dim Sum. Ziggy, the Prophet of Vegetarianism have touched many hearts, advocating the use of our common dim sum area, the class blog, as a bonding tool. A follower expresses his ardent support: "Ziggy we'll find out who you are one day and when we find out, you'll get hell. (Renault)"

Critics say that Ziggy's deeds reach far beyond the boundaries of heroism and righteousness alone. In fact, his act is also a self-sacrificing one. In his bid to protect oversized livestock, he has denounced himself. Naming himself after the supersized burger, the Zinger Burger (with extra patty), and the most commonly abused fat animal of current day (The Pig). Zinger + Piggy equals to Ziggy. Ziggy puts himself in the shoes of whom he is trying to defend, as it is only then would he be able to fully symphatise with them.

The T16 Class Editorial Board commends Ziggy on his heroic and selfless deeds. The Board recognises Ziggy's role as a DOOFUS ('Defender Of Overly Fat and Unthin Schoolmates') and is currently working towards establishing diplomatic relations with "Z's" academy, who calls themselves the 'Society of Prevention of Abuse towards Super Thick Individuals in Class and in Society' (The SPASTICS).

The editors of this blog expresses their thanks, as Ziggy's words of enlightenment have resulted in an overall improvement in attitude of the class community. We acknowledge that the culling of piggies for the preparation of dim sum have stopped (for the time being), as a result of your well-appreciated efforts. Instead, we have progressed to higher levels of intense mockery of more deserving groups, such as stuffed Christmas animals and Unidentified Friend(s) of the Obese.

Ziggy, with your outcry, class bonding have ensued. We, 2T16, affirms you of your objectives and would like to recognise you by a most honourable title.
Ziggy, You are a loyal Friend Of the Freakingly Fat.
In better words,
F Off...

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