HI!!! class... =)
i shall now attempt to spice up tis blog..

em...you noe wad is soggy biscuit?
*cookie monster grin*
hee heee heeee

okay. lemme X plain..

ok...u see ah..
lets say there's a group of guys standing in a circle...
then u noe carbonated drinks?
but TIS TIME,
its carbonated MILK.

so theyre holding a bottle of tis carbonated MILK in one hand?
and then they make sure tt the cap is screwed on DAMN TIGHTLY.
so they *shake shake shake* damn vigorously
until e pressure in e bottle is too great!!
and finally...it POPS!

and everybody will go pour their milk on the biscuit tt's in e middle of the circle.

then the last guy who 'pops-his-bottlle'..
mus EAT e sogggy biscuit...

okay.. 2nd analogy..
u see ah..
when u brush teeth rite..
when u're brushing ur molars?
u go in n outta ur mouth?

so toothpaste lathers and foams rite?
so tis circle of guys..
they're...brushing their teeth..together..in a circle.
they go in n out in n out
and in n out...vigorously...
untill their WHOLE MOUTH is full of foam..
then, they will spit ALL e foam onto the biscuit..
last guy, has to eat. =D
-lick lips-

okok..one final one..

one guy goes into starbucks..
then he orders coffee..
with LOTS and LOTS of WHIPPed CREME...

so he takes away the coffee in a styrofoam cup..
BUT THEN,
the lid of the cup is toooo tight!
so he has to rest the base of the cup against his body..
and wraps his fingers around the lid..
then PULLS!

then,
when the lid finally comes off,
ALL e whipped creme will SQUIRT outta the cup and onto the
BISCUIT.

now who loves Oreo?

thank you thank you thank you
i noe i'm a great entertainer..
thank youuuu..

okay..but one disclaimer..
you can play soggy BISCUIT..
but you CANNOT play soggy cookie.
BECAUSE..
cookies (yuck..) are loved by cookie monsters..
and I have taken the liberty of registering our WHOLE CLASS into the anti-cookie monster club…
SO… we are all against COOKIES.

So, jokes apart, we end on a seriousss note.
-stern face-