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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

hi.

i think our world is coming to an end. you see ah. since 23d january, i notice the winds have been BLOWING DAMN HARD. -wink- so we should be feeling much pleasure BUT NOOO... its too damn cold manzz..!

it may be monsoon but all the past monsoons were not this unbearably cold wad.. n i always tot tt life is fair..nature is fair... God would nvr pose a challenge tt is beyond you to conquer.. but what.. we are supposed to tahan this? LOOK OKAY? the population statistics only show THREE/25 singaporeans are in track n field! pows are the minority! dim sum also includes har gow and siew mai okay! and please also think for the chee cheong funs (jOhua)..

my theory is... the next ice age is coming. and God is biased. it is the extermination of the inferior of the human race. look. normal humans are inferior to the Monstrosios. and of course, based on size rankings, bags of bones can be considered trash.sry josh =(. the Giantans of the human race hav everything. they have brains (e.g. some who's always top 5 in class), they have attitude (e.g. some think that dimsum is the new cute) and others have LEADERSHIP QUALITIES (e.g. the facil). BUT they all have one thing that makes them boss. B U L K. bulk. or in other words...blubber.

no money no talk. no blubber, don blabber.

tis is even more so in the increasingly harsh climate of current day. all us inferior types WILL BE WIPED OUT. we run to where there is sun. but here in singapore, our mountains are molehills and our valleys are long kangs. all we have may be deep, dark, moist and homey caves. but most of them are not easily penetrable in this conservative society. we have tall, thick and hard pillars but what use are they? we cant pick a swordfight with the wind?!! there is no escaping the winds. our only hope might be to put our pillars together to form a blockade. but is this really feasible? bond angle would only get bigger when more pillars are put together and who's to say all plants grow straight and UPRIGHT? the legholes of our underwear are either to the left or right. and plants follow the sunlight.

i think our world is coming to an end.

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