Pussy Wuss Club
"The hen-pecked brotherhood of romance"

Dear wuss men out there,
here is a help-letter to liberate you from your sorry plight.

Have you ever wondered why you stutter when your girlfriend asks what you think of her dress?
Have you ever said "I think you look fat in that" straight in her face...NOT?
YES. YOU
are part of us.
YOU
are in the........... -drum roll-

PUSSY
WUSS
CLUB!!!

and why are the words written in purple?
because hen-pecked people like YOU are jus friggin' gay.
duh

Membership to this club is free,
but by invitation only.
Once invited,
you're in.
Once in,
you have to be kicked to get out.

USEFUL TIPS FOR EXIT OF THE CLUB:

1. BE A MAN.

when your woman says to you "darling, hold this bag for me can?"
go "dotzz... why bother carryin a handbag -.-
handphone can put in ur bra wad.
not as if ur bra can ever be filled-up one."

2. GROW SOME BALLS

men have to be daring. the main reason why men get pushed around and get recruited by us is that their women have more guts than they do.

let me tell you something you can do to grow some balls.

usually, domineering ladies are sex debtors. In other words, they owe you sex.
they deny you of sex so that the trumpcard is still in their hands.
then,
they can behave like a Donald Trump and boss you around!

When you see your lady, KNOW that she OWES.
Imagine the letters "I.O.U" on her forehead then take what is rightfully yours!

JUST TAKE IT.

(and do it with her conscious please. or it doesn't count. some of our members knocked them out with drink or drugs before daring to do anything. and they think they've mastered that tigress. that's why they're still here. FACE your woman man...)

3. Always think NEGATIVE

Do these lines sound familiar to you?

"Well, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do."

"That's how a gentleman is supposed to treat a lady."

"I give and do not count the cost."

Well, STFU you pussy.
DO NOT COMFORT YOURSELF BY THINKING POSITIVE!!!

When they boss you around,
they're pulling your brother by the foreskin and leading you like a donkey.

Get these words in your mind.
DO. IT. YOURSELF.

when your woman says scratch my back rash.
say DO IT YOURSELF.

when your woman says scrub my armpits.
say DO IT YOURSELF.

when your woman says breathe in my fart so i wont have to smell it.
say DO IT YOURSELF.


D.I.Y can be used in succession or precession of
"NO you slut" "Thats ur shit" "The window's waiting for you"
or "Your mum"

OR,
you can try some CLASSIC adaptations from PhD Chua Yi Hui:
"Bitch" or "Kao bei ah na bei"

HOWEVER,
WARNING
use only when being hen-pecked.
if your woman says kiss me or anything else explicit,
please say "your wish is my command".

4. Pray to God

when a wuss gets punished,
his ears, heart and soul gets broken.
sometimes,
if you've got a turkey bacon tummy,
they tug on that too.

seek healing.
you need to mend your wounds before every next battle.

5. Read and Sing Alot

Read what?
Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew".
Sing what?
Sing the Pussy Wuss Anthem!

Singing the PWA instills a great sense of confidence in you.

THE PUSSY WUSS ANTHEM

I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

My love, ohh oh

I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you

Baby I'm perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind